COUNT JUSTINIAN

With Great Moustache Comes Great Opportunity

So, tomorrow I’ll be going to a casting call photo shoot at an advertising agency downtown to see if I can get my ‘stache featured in a television commercial for an internet company. Go figure. This is hardly what I expected when I started growing the handlebar last spring. Shout out to The Garden State Beard & Mustache Society for letting me know about the opportunity.

- The Count

So I pull into the parking lot at a corporate complex this afternoon and the security guy at the gate asks me for ID. I hand him my license, he takes a quick look at it, looks at me, and asks “Why’d you cut off your hair?” Huh??? Guess he didn’t notice the beard or the handlebar….

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